I HATE LIFE!!!

10 REASONS WHY I HATE LIFE…..
1) Monkeys laugh at me behind my back!!!
2) I have never been even nominated for a Nobel Prize..Despite my work with an insulated hand puppet glove to keep beer cold.
3) Cats all over the world hate me and plot against me to make me look badly…
4) Not even one country has asked me to be emperor or offered a kingship…
5) Woman have conspired together and don’t bow down to me as I told them to do..
6) Microsoft never gave me credit for my idea of a 24 hour porn channel on windows7.
7) Way too many restroom walls have  my name on it and ugly things to say…
8) Lady Gaga returns none of my phone calls
9) People hold it against me for being  4’2’’ tall.
10)It was “ME” that invented rap and break dancing and blacks stole my hat, and took all the credit!!!
 
So it has to be clear to you by now, just how unfair life has been to me and the struggle I’m up against. Why people think of themselves so much and not” me” is a mystery to the planet, but thats the deck of cards I was dealt. Will everyone please get smart and just start trying to figure out….”WHAT CAN I DO FOR DENNIS” thank-you

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deleted_user
deleted_user

I like your reasons to hate life...
wickedewok09
wickedewok09

Dennis I love this! I agree with you on most of these. let me try calling Lady gaga for you she might pick up for me. What can I do for you Dennis?
deleted_user
deleted_user

good reasons..
booklover101
booklover101

loved this so much :) you always make me laugh. you were put in the world to make people laugh i think :). so thankful to call you a friend never give up :)

love from your friend,
sarah
deleted_user
deleted_user

#11 flowers don\'t sing as you walk by
warmheart
warmheart

great one flynie!!
deleted_user
deleted_user

I really like this it made me laugh so much. I like number 3 and number 8 the most but they are all really funny. Thanks
deleted_user
deleted_user

So funny!
And #12 on why I hate Life: Birds look down on you because you can\'t fly, and then insult you by dropping their #2 on your head or car.