I get interesting replies when I mention I am a minister

  I get odd looks and "A minister?You? How could you be a minister,you're an atheist?" Well it's simply similar to The Universal Church where you can pay to be ordained.there is a church in Texas called The Church Of The Sub Genius and for 39.00 dollars you can be ordained, you just have to officiate thru your state as active clergy. I am also a pope in Discordianism.i may get ordained in  The Church Of The Later Day Dude which is based on the movie The Big Lemboski. The Church of the Sub Genius is one of the first churches to proudly pay their taxes.