I dont FUCKIN get it

I dont get it. I really don't. Can someone ANYONE please explain this craziness to me...  I am wearing a HAWT fetish gear dress. I am wearing a choker (which I can't stand, but he likes them, so Im training myself to wear them) I was wearing heels (I like my falts thx very much) and I cooked the man breakfast in bed... but he doesn't have 5 minutes to spare for me.   WHAT IS THIS CRAZINESS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!    RAGE!