I ate a big grasshopper today...

There are bands of locusts eating every plant in sight.... I went over to my row of soy plants thinking I'd have a healthy raw lunch of green soy beans. Most of the pods appeared plump and tasty at first glance, but apparently I got sick and depressed at just the right time and didn't water them as the pods were filling out. The pods were just full of air and shriveled embryos...I found like 5 or six soybeans that were edible.....I immediately thought of "if i could eat locusts i would have food for life haha"...I then googled the correct way to eat a grasshopper(removing head and digestive tract first), and I ate several. They tasted surprisingly like a nut or a less sweet soybean. The slimy texture mixed with the crunchy exoskeleton was a bit odd, but they did fill me up nicely. anyways...that's that