Human Pincushion

I think I know what those little tomato pin cushions that we used to use in Home Ec class in high school feels like. I now have at least 14 new holes punctured in various parts of my already bruised up body. I don't have to worry about going out falling and getting any massive bruises because the lab vampires are doing it for me. Good God what do they need 6 vials of blood for just to run a D-Dimer or a INR test? I think they are secretely selling my blood to the American Red Cross for their annual blood drive.I actually asked them for my left over blood one time so I could use it to train my dog and they just looked at me like they maybe needed to call security. I tried to explain to them I am a certified dog handler for an HRD dog and we try to use actual human blood or skin tissue to train our dogs. The one lab tech ran out of the room as if I was going to pull a knife on her and maybe skin her for the tissue sample. I tried asking my neighbors to save any bandages they get for me since the lab wouldn't let me have my own blood, but they think I'm a little weird too.Can you imagine me going to my neighbors houses and asking them "next time you cut yourself please let it bleed really really good and mop it up with a dish towel and save me the towel". All I know is when I ask my neighbors to lend me a hand they immeadiatly start screaming and run the other way.