How Was That Again?
So... a little home front news... Yesterday Richard was watching a rerun of the Super Bowl game... We watched the game Sunday... I'm not real big on sports but get a bit interested now and then and this game certainly drew me in seeing as the Saints were playing... a miracle in itself... Got to tell you a quick joke... Little kid runs away from home... Police catch him and bring him in front of the juvie judge... Judge asks the kid why he ran away... Kid says he ran away because his mama beat him... Oh well now, says the judge... we can't have that... how about we let you go live with your dad... Oh no says the kid... he beats me too... Hmmmmm well... says the judge... how about we send you to live with your grandma... Oh no the poor kid cries... she beats me worse of all... Oh dear says the judge... who do you want to live with... I want to go live with the Saints says the kid... They don't beat nobody... alas... I can't tell that joke on the Saints no more... I hear the Kansas City Chiefs may be the team to go live with.... OK... back to Richard and the rerun... so... I ask him with a straight face as he's watching the rerun yesterday if he thinks the Saints will win... He looks at me like I've surely lost my mind.... Hee Hee....... so.... all of this is a lead in to another joke... So... Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are watching the news one evening... On the TV there's a woman on a bridge threatening to jump... Boudreaux tells Thibodeaux he'd bet $50 the woman is gonna jump... I'll take that bet Thibodeaux says... Ain't no way she's gonna jump... A few minutes later the woman jumps... Darn said Thibodeaux as he pulled $50 dollars out of his wallet and handed it to Boudreaux.... About 10 minutes later Boudreaux is feeling a bit guilty... He stretches out his hand with the $50 dollars in it to Thibodeaux... Here Thibodeaux he says... You take this here $50 back... I can't keep it... I cheated... You see... that story was on the 12 o'clock news... I knew she jumped... Oh No says Thibodeaux... You keep the $50... You won it fair and square... You see... I saw it on the 12 o'clock news too.... Ain't never no way I thought that fool woman would do that again!
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