HOW DOES HE EVEN BEGIN TO THINK I SHOULD DO HIM A FAVOR ????!!!!

OMG !!!! My EXBF is SO EXTREMELY SELFISH !!!!! I don't Understand HOW His New GF has been putting Up with Him - even though it's Only been a little over 2 Months now, still I would have Thought She would have thrown His BUTT out onto the Street by Now ! My ExBf called Me YET AGAIN just Yesterday ! He was " ACTING NICE ", but I could see through His " BUTT-KISSING " attitude Very Clearly ! He was doing that because He was AGAIN bringing up the Topic of Me possibly Shipping the Things He Left Behind when He LEFT ME, to Him in Arizona ! I had HOPED that by Now He would have forgotten about that Stupid Stuff ! It's not like it's very Much stuff, and NOTHING of any REAL WORTH, either ! ALL it involves is some DVD Cases, because the DVDS He took He took them OUT of Their Cases in order to Fit Them in a Case.... AND a Stack of Magazines He had been getting Here - something called " Game Informer "... AND a Cloth Bag full of about 12 PORNO Magazines ! LOL.. Oh, and a Few Clothes He had left in the Chest of Drawers in the Bedroom. But even the Clothes He left were Nothing really important... a couple of Old t-shirts, and a few small things like that. BUT I WOULD BE ANYTHING that it's His New GF that's INSISTING that He MAKE ME SHIP HIS THINGS TO HIM !!!! Because just Last Night when I was talking to Him, I HEARD HER in the Background make a Comment about the Price of Shipping by UPS that She found out from checking on it !!!!!! WHAT F**KING BUSINESS IS IT OF HERS ?????!!!!! IT'S NONE OF HER DAMN BUSINESS !!!! That REALLY PISSED ME OFF that He failed to mention that the WHOLE ENTIRE TIME He had been Talking to Me that She was NEARBY !!!!! I didn't know about that UNTIL I had overheard Her Comment about the UPS Shipping Costs. They BOTH have this CRAZY IDEA that it'd be ONLY about 80 BUCKS to Ship the Stuff !!!! LOL That's NUTS ! They're VERY WRONG, and when I TRIED to explain that to Him He didn't believe Me, OF COURSE... and INSISTED ON AGREEING WITH HER THOUGHTS ABOUT IT !!!!!! Oh By the Way... THE ONLY REASON I PICKED UP THE PHONE IN THE FIRST PLACE LAST NIGHT WAS BECAUSE I WAS HOPING IT WAS MY DEAR FRIEND THAT LIVES IN MAINE !!!!! I had a few Lights Off, so I couldn't see the Caller ID on My Phone too well, and OF COURSE I wasn't expecting My EXBF to Call ! I guess from NOW ON I've got to be MORE CAREFUL about picking up the Phone too quickly ! Anyways... I don't know what I'm going to do ! ... I SURE AS HECK DON'T OWE HIM ANY FAVORS , THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE ! .. So I really have NO INTENTIONS of Shipping His Things to Him.. EVER ! BUT, I'm being Timid about coming Right OUT, and saying NO to it AGAIN, because I DON'T WANT HIM TO START CALLING ME, AND HARRASSING ME ABOUT IT AGAIN.. LIKE LAST TIME ! That's the ONLY REASON I seemed to AGREE to send His Things to Him, the Last Time We had talked about it ! I simply wanted Him to STOP BEING A JERK ABOUT IT ! It worked for awhile... BUT I think His New GF must have been behind the Phone Call Last Night ! I know how much He NEVER liked ANYONE talking in the Background while He's on the Phone... YET... He Let " HER " do it Last Night !!!! When We were Talking, He had the NERVE to mention some Fight He had with His New GF, and He ACTUALLY SAID that HE WAS AT FAULT !!!! That shocked Me so much that I couldn't help but be Sarcastic, and kind of Bitter, back to Him after He said it ! I told Him... " OH that's just GREAT ! You actually ADMIT IT WHEN YOU'RE AT FAULT WITH HER... BUT WITH ME, EVERYTHING WAS ALWAYS MY FAULT !!! " Then He really CROSSED THE LINE when somehow the Conversation turned to My Niece Bridgette - which I Love Dearly, more like a Sister than a Niece - and He had the NERVE to Criticize Her !!!!! I couldn't let Him get away with that, and I threw up in His FACE that I did Something Very Similar to what She had done... BECAUSE OF HIM !!!!! So in Otherwords, I was kind of saying.. " HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE WHEN YOU'RE NO PERFECT ANGEL !!!!! " His ONLY Comment back was... " OH You would Throw that in My Face, wouldn't You !!! "... I just said... " Well, it is the Truth ! "... and He COULDN'T SAY ANYTHING BACK TO THAT ! IF MY EXBF THINKS THAT I'M GOING TO GO TO ALL THE TROUBLE OF SHIPPING HIS THINGS TO HIM.... HE REALLY IS TRULY, AND COMPLETELY INSANE !!!!! Even IF He sent Me any Money for Shipping.... I KNOW that wouldn't Work because what HE THINKS would be the Cost of Shipping, would NOT be CORRECT ! I would possibly do a Very Sneaky Thing, and actually ENCOURAGE HIM to send Me some Money for the Shipping Cost, BUT THEN I'd just BANK THE MONEY... AND NOT SEND HIS THINGS !!! BUT I'M AFRAID THAT IF I DID THAT, THEN I'D START A ' WAR ' BETWEEN ME... HIM... AND PROBABLY HIS NEW GF TOO ! ... I DON'T NEED THE STRESS OF HAVING BOTH OF THEM POTENTIALLY E-MAIL ME NASTY MESSAGES, AND ALSO POTENTIALLY THEY COULD START HARRASSING ME BY PHONE TOO !!!! ... This is IF I just TOOK His Money, and didn't Ship His Things ! So.. I don't know what I'm going to do besides just keep leading Him on enough that He doesn't get Upset, BUT at the Same Time NEVER ACTUALLY do ANY THING REAL towards Shipping His Things ! I WISH HE WOULD JUST STOP PLAYING HIS SICK GAMES.... THAT I THINK HE'S PLAYING... AND COMPLETELY STOP CALLING ME ONCE AND FOR ALL !!!!!! ... After all, it wasn't that Long Ago that He told My Very Best Friend Online to TELL ME TO MOVE ON !!!!! LOL.... As Often as He's been CALLING ME, it seems to ME that HE'S THE ONE THAT HASN'T COMPLETELY MOVED ON... EVEN THOUGH HE'S WITH SOMEONE NEW NOW !!!! I realize that MORE THAN ONCE I've said that I'll NEVER PICK UP THE PHONE whenever He Calls Me.... I don't quite Understand WHY I do Pick Up the Phone when I know it's HIM by the Caller ID.... EXCEPT MAYBE just out of CURIOUSITY ???!!!!... Because it really ISN'T that I want Him back ! OH GOODNESS NO !!!! In fact, several Times when it's seemed like He's been wanting Me to JUMP IN and say something like... " OH BABY, PLEASE COME BACK TO ME.. I MISS YOU SO MUCH ! "... I DON'T SAY ANYTHING... and an Awkward Silence occurs for a moment or two. That's got to be WHY those Silences occur, I think... as far as I can figure out. PLUS, ESPECIALLY when He's called, and He's telling Me ALL ABOUT SOME FIGHT He had with HER - Karen - His NEW GF, and all I'll say is something like... " I don't know what to tell You. You chose to Move in with Her, and be With Her ! ". Once I've said that, or something like it, He'll be Silent for a Moment as IF He's still Waiting for Me to say I Want Him Back ! WHAT DOES HE EXPECT ????? DOES HE HONESTLY THINK THAT AFTER ALL OF THE PAIN... EMOTIONALLY, AND PHYSICALLY, THAT HE CAUSED ME, THAT I'M GOING TO SAY I WANT HIM BACK ??!!!! MAYBE WHEN PIGS FLY, THE SKY TURNS GREEN, THE GRASS TURNS PURPLE, AND ALL OF THE ANIMALS OF THE EARTH START TO SPEAK ENGLISH !!!!!!... LMAO !!!!