HONEST, MOM! I can get you a ticket!

OK, you know one of those days where everything goes WRONG?  Well, we'd been painting my son's room and lots of other wack stuff happening so for supper, I had decided "PIZZA NITE!" because I'd already had ALL, ABSOLUTELY ALL, I could take. So, have youngest son call Pizza Hut for the special and then hang up so I can have a minute to think if this is the way to go or order seperates.   Finally, decided the special and told youngest son to call back and place the order for the special. We get into the van after 20 mins. and go to pick up pizza. I get there only to realize I have my wallet. ARGH!  So I drive back home to retrieve it and talking to myself I say "it's sad when you're to crazy to walk the road by yourself but not crazy enough to get locked up."  Son, then dead serious replies, "Mom, I can get you a ticket to the nut farm.  My friend's aunt works there.  How long do you want to stay?  And if you're extra nice to the lunch lady, she will give you an extra peanut butter & jelly sandwich."  OK I AM NOW TOTALLY ROLLING IN LAUGHTER. He's still serious and says "No, mom, for real!  I can get you a ticket!Back home I get my wallet and drive back to pizza place.  I drive up to the window and the man asks what name the order is under so I give him my name.  NO PIZZA. Son then whispers "I didn't give him a name."  At which point I said "what name did you give him?"  He said "I didn't".  So I told the man, "we ordered the special."  He looks......NO PIZZA.  Then son whispers to me, "I forgot to call it in."  Well, you know when you lose that last brain cell and it dies a lonely death and you just start to laff hysterically.....I did.  So Pizza man thinks I'm nuts and I told him we'd just come in and order. Got pizza, got home, and just another "normal" day in the insane life of a wife and mother.