Hello ..Friends... Countrymen.. and Squirrels...
Well grumpa squirrel.. he be out back nawein on them pine limbs makin funky outdoor furniture for all his neighborly squirrely friends...Then he test em with his 400 pound big squirrely butt make sure that they strong enuff to support all them Lady squirrels that want one... Cant have no lady squirrel fallin out them pine trees cause they chair fell apart.. rite... Oh yeah the smell of fresh chewed pine in the mornin.....It's reall funny how them squirrel aways know wat ya doin on ya back yard limb...you never see no one watchin... But they know.....Oh yeah mister shorty he be sittin there lookin like he just sleepin in his rocker... but he squintin one eye watch ya every move.... specially if his mrse. squirrely in the back with him....And old chester...he be marchin by puffin on his wittle ciggy watchin witt his shifty eyes as he go by...... Them wittle squirrels they go runnin and bouncin thru my back pine cone yard.. laughin and gigglin.....makein all the chipmunks bark...Then there them serious mister security patrol Squirrels..... they drive by checkin out all the pine trees make sure no one miss treatin their tree... Did you know there still be hippie squirrels.. yeapp.... and some other crazy squirrels smokin some funny stuff.......Keep Police Squirrel on his toes too....Now there one wierd squirrel.... live over the way...he aint in the best shape a squirrel can be in.... but he got one them electric wheel cheer thingys.... and he likes to go out around 3 am in the mornin.... and burn things in his back yard BBQ pit... it aint BBQ edder..... smelll like old socks... paper.....anyway... it's nasty causes my sinus serious pain... Well any old who I try to keep my squirrely old butt busy... be ridin my three wheely around a woods ... out in the swamp....over to my girlfriends house....Well best wishes to ya all.. untill next time..Aint life GRAND!russ
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