Heard this on the Police Channel

"Roger, central. We got a dragon down over here, we'll need some backup."
"How bad is it?"
"Pretty ugly. This thing has had the crap beaten out of it. It's a mess. Not moving. There's gross dragon blood all over the place.  It's sickening."
"OK, we'll dispatch the paramedics."
"Don't bother with the paramedics.  This thing is dead. Send the clean up crew with a really large body bag!"
"Will do.  Just outta curiousity, what killed that dragon?"
"Sounds like some lady has been pounding him with Interferon, Ribavarin and courage for 48 weeks now.  She finally got him good.  It's over."
"Roger.  I get it.  We'll send the clean up guys.  What's the location?"
"Uhh,  do you know where jkbearhug lives???"