Happily Married....

Oxymoron!
When did my husband get so fat?  and ugly?....and stupid?
He's always been lazy.
We were suppose to go on vacation this week but could not afford it.  I really wouldn't know as I don't watch the finances.
He has done zero, zip, nothing all freakin week long.  I have worked all week.  Figured I would bank the hours 'just in case'.  All my friends here know exactly what I'm talking about.
He says, "It's my vacation" (sounds like a whiney 7 year old)
Geez, I spend my "vacations" unable to get out of bed, doctors appointments, MRI's, scopings, blah blah blah.
I know it's not nice to wish our condition on anyone.  How about just the headaches and fatigue?  Is that too bad to wish on him?
I am feeling so evil.