Hang Over 05/25/2014
God I hate hang overs :) I use to never get hang overs until I hit 40 then it didn't matter if I had one drink or ten I would still get a stupid headache! Getting old sucks!
So yesterday. What a strange day! I was up at 7am and at the gym at 8am! It was nice as no one was at the gym. Maybe 20 people. Even though it was early the holiday freak drivers were already on the road! Come on man! Every holiday people lose their minds! Geez.
So I got home did some stuff around the house then took a 2 hour nap because I told The Bird I would go out with his goofy ass! I almost didn't go because around 6pm I was going into Hermit mode but The Bird was crying so fine.
During my nap a girl that I dated last year sent me a text to see if I wanted to meet her and her friends out at a concert. I told her I had plans but I might try to head up later in the night. She's a very nice girl but she's looking for a serious relationship and to be completely honest I'm too f**cked up to handle any type of relationship right now. So she said just text her if I make it up that way. I did NOT tell The Bird!! Holy shit if he knew there where girls waiting for me at another club he would have made a freaking beeline like a starving wolf that just found an injured rabbit :) The club they were going to was like 30 minutes away and I really didn't want to go that far when I live 5 minutes from every club in the city!
So The Bird picked me up at 7pm and off we went! He wasn't going to drink so that worked out as I hate fumble f**king around with cabs! I ran into my uncle's friend Lynn at the first bar and we were bullshitting. He's funny as hell! Of course I already had like 5 Long Islands so everybody was funny at that point :)
Then we went to a club and along comes Low Gut! He didn't know we were going to a club so he shows up dressed like he's going to cut the grass! Ha! I had to bride the bouncer to let him in looking like a homeless man!!!
I was feeling no pain at that point! So The Bird and Low Gut start crying at like 11pm that they are tired and I told them that they drug my ass out of the house so wake the f**k up as we're staying out all night :) Those two went into wallflower mode like usual but I wasn't about to stand there holding up the wall all night! I hit the dance floor and it was awesome because I was trashed and they were playing techno music which can only be danced too when you are really drunk or really high :)
So around 1:30am The Bird found me on the dance floor and was crying about being "tired"....boo hoo! I said fine but I'm hungry so I'll leave if we go out to eat. So we get to the restaurant and they take our order then we sat for like 30 minutes. Now I'm tired and no food just a crappy cup of coffee so I threw $10 on the table and left plus I swear they had the f**king bathroom door open because it smelled like a toilet....gross!
Long story short I'm nursing a slight headache but not too much damage considering I had like 8 Long Islands!
Anyway, today I'm going to my aunt/uncles house for a cookout at 5pm. I don't really want to go as I'm feeling lazy but I always tell them no and I don't want to keep doing that as I know they enjoy my visits. Tomorrow I'm going to The Bird's mom's house for a cookout. I can walk there so that's not bad. I won't stay long but I want to see her now that she's back home. I've talked to her on the phone but haven't seen her since she got home.
Anywho, I'm tired of typing and I'm in need of more coffee and H is in need of her weekend donuts soooooooooooooooooooooooo I'm outty :)
So yesterday. What a strange day! I was up at 7am and at the gym at 8am! It was nice as no one was at the gym. Maybe 20 people. Even though it was early the holiday freak drivers were already on the road! Come on man! Every holiday people lose their minds! Geez.
So I got home did some stuff around the house then took a 2 hour nap because I told The Bird I would go out with his goofy ass! I almost didn't go because around 6pm I was going into Hermit mode but The Bird was crying so fine.
During my nap a girl that I dated last year sent me a text to see if I wanted to meet her and her friends out at a concert. I told her I had plans but I might try to head up later in the night. She's a very nice girl but she's looking for a serious relationship and to be completely honest I'm too f**cked up to handle any type of relationship right now. So she said just text her if I make it up that way. I did NOT tell The Bird!! Holy shit if he knew there where girls waiting for me at another club he would have made a freaking beeline like a starving wolf that just found an injured rabbit :) The club they were going to was like 30 minutes away and I really didn't want to go that far when I live 5 minutes from every club in the city!
So The Bird picked me up at 7pm and off we went! He wasn't going to drink so that worked out as I hate fumble f**king around with cabs! I ran into my uncle's friend Lynn at the first bar and we were bullshitting. He's funny as hell! Of course I already had like 5 Long Islands so everybody was funny at that point :)
Then we went to a club and along comes Low Gut! He didn't know we were going to a club so he shows up dressed like he's going to cut the grass! Ha! I had to bride the bouncer to let him in looking like a homeless man!!!
I was feeling no pain at that point! So The Bird and Low Gut start crying at like 11pm that they are tired and I told them that they drug my ass out of the house so wake the f**k up as we're staying out all night :) Those two went into wallflower mode like usual but I wasn't about to stand there holding up the wall all night! I hit the dance floor and it was awesome because I was trashed and they were playing techno music which can only be danced too when you are really drunk or really high :)
So around 1:30am The Bird found me on the dance floor and was crying about being "tired"....boo hoo! I said fine but I'm hungry so I'll leave if we go out to eat. So we get to the restaurant and they take our order then we sat for like 30 minutes. Now I'm tired and no food just a crappy cup of coffee so I threw $10 on the table and left plus I swear they had the f**king bathroom door open because it smelled like a toilet....gross!
Long story short I'm nursing a slight headache but not too much damage considering I had like 8 Long Islands!
Anyway, today I'm going to my aunt/uncles house for a cookout at 5pm. I don't really want to go as I'm feeling lazy but I always tell them no and I don't want to keep doing that as I know they enjoy my visits. Tomorrow I'm going to The Bird's mom's house for a cookout. I can walk there so that's not bad. I won't stay long but I want to see her now that she's back home. I've talked to her on the phone but haven't seen her since she got home.
Anywho, I'm tired of typing and I'm in need of more coffee and H is in need of her weekend donuts soooooooooooooooooooooooo I'm outty :)
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HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! I\'m so glad you went out & had fun! And you outlasted everyone else. Way to go!
What the hell is it that 40 is the demon age where everything starts changing? LMAO. I used to drink a lot of Long Island Teas. Loved them. I think the most I ever drank was 4. Now, on the rare occasions I drink, it\'s margaritas, on the rocks. Wait till your 58 (in 3 months 59, which might as well be SIXTY, yikes). Talk about change! LOL. Take care of the
headache!
That\'s great that the girl you used to date contacted you. Hope you get to see her w/o the serious relationship. And you protected her from the guys! Mountain Man still lurks beneath the disguise of clean cut guy..
This is quite the social long weekend for you. I hope you enjoy all of it. I\'m so glad you are overcoming the hermit lifestyle. You are a hoot & a half. No wonder you are always in such demand. You\'ve inspired me. If I can get up & through at the gym early enough, I night try to go out to lunch next week. Well, I did say TRY.
LOL. Once again you have made me laugh. What would I do w/o you? Gobbling the donuts & putting the laundry in! Tootles - H