Hairspray, Deoderant & Eye glasses
OK, I will be the first to admit I could use a seeing eye-dog. I can't see my dinner plate without my glasses but have better than 20/20 far off.
So, of course one cannot get a shower with glasses, etc. Therein begins my tale which is hysterical.......
I think I can see good enough to grab my toiletries to get ready after my shower. This makes sense as I am 49 and been taking care of such issues forever.....However, this was not to be.
I did well brushing me teeth (this time...last time I poured Aspercreme instead of toothpaste ) and proceed to deodorant. Spray liberally. Then guess what.....IT WAS MY HAIR SPRAY! Now, I do not need all day extra strong HOLDING POWER HAIRSPRAY for my underarms. I only noticed due to the smell & it didn't feel right. So, back to washing. OK, get the deodorant RIGHT this time and apply liberally. YEAH ME! I'm getting ready all by myself!
Next to my hair which I wear spiked (remember the all day extra strong HOLDING POWER hairspray?) I get my gel and apply liberally then since my hair does not want to stay spiked, I grabbed the hair spray.....NO I DID NOT! I GRABBED THE STUPID DEODORANT! I'm spraying away and suddenly wiff baby powder scent.....OH YEAH, I DEODORIZED MY HEAD! I was so not going to re-wash the hair. So I just applied the HAIRSPRAY OVER THE DEODORANT. I figure my spiky doo will hold and my scalp won't sweat. I'm all good.
Thank God my makeup is NOT in cans and the same size......
Anybody want to invent eye glasses for showers, you have my permission. WHY? Because I've also bathed my body in CONDITIONER thinking it was BODY WASH. Also, used the CONDITIONER for SHAMPOO. It does NOT work.....believe me.
So, of course one cannot get a shower with glasses, etc. Therein begins my tale which is hysterical.......
I think I can see good enough to grab my toiletries to get ready after my shower. This makes sense as I am 49 and been taking care of such issues forever.....However, this was not to be.
I did well brushing me teeth (this time...last time I poured Aspercreme instead of toothpaste ) and proceed to deodorant. Spray liberally. Then guess what.....IT WAS MY HAIR SPRAY! Now, I do not need all day extra strong HOLDING POWER HAIRSPRAY for my underarms. I only noticed due to the smell & it didn't feel right. So, back to washing. OK, get the deodorant RIGHT this time and apply liberally. YEAH ME! I'm getting ready all by myself!
Next to my hair which I wear spiked (remember the all day extra strong HOLDING POWER hairspray?) I get my gel and apply liberally then since my hair does not want to stay spiked, I grabbed the hair spray.....NO I DID NOT! I GRABBED THE STUPID DEODORANT! I'm spraying away and suddenly wiff baby powder scent.....OH YEAH, I DEODORIZED MY HEAD! I was so not going to re-wash the hair. So I just applied the HAIRSPRAY OVER THE DEODORANT. I figure my spiky doo will hold and my scalp won't sweat. I'm all good.
Thank God my makeup is NOT in cans and the same size......
Anybody want to invent eye glasses for showers, you have my permission. WHY? Because I've also bathed my body in CONDITIONER thinking it was BODY WASH. Also, used the CONDITIONER for SHAMPOO. It does NOT work.....believe me.
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