Hair, Nair Everywhere

With all these hormones, its a pain in the ass to have all this hair and not even on my head, its on my face. I have a better beard than my husband. I feel like every time I turn around I am waxing this and plucking that. If I forget and I go out in public and pull down the mirror in my car in the sun OH MY JOSH.... I have an Osama beard... why didn't any one tell me. Not only am I hormonal but MEXICAN to boot. You know Mexicans are bushy anyways... Its embarrassing.
I tried to beat this by getting the good wax at the beauty supply store and a wax warmer, but lets be honest... you cant wear glasses and wax your face but, you cant see if you don't. Then you get the idea to ask your mom.... then she cant find her reading glasses and you think do I want her faxing my face if she cant see either. GOOD LORD just dip me in a vat of hair eating acid and get it over with. Maybe  I should just let it grow out and then I can join the circus as the bearded woman. maybe if I trim it real good and keep it lined up no one will notice the black full luxurious beard that I am growing...
AHHHHHHH...........