So yesterday me n hubby loaded up the 4x4 n went to the local outdoor gun range. Its out in bum fing egypt. Nothing around for miles other then animals. Well while iw as there i decided to act as if my targets were IF. An i was blasting them away. I told hubby this n just LOLed. So after shooting at my pink 9mm at the target an not doing so well i said let me bring out the big guns an i used my husbands12 gauge. So b4 i shot it i though wow this is really destressing me(iam a natural stresser i stress in my sleep). So while i though about the large green n orange target being IF n iam killing it with a large pump 12 gauge i though i wish real life was like this. I could blast away IF n get pregnant. (i dream a little to much) But has any one ever though about the fact if they could just blast away IF? If only it was that easy. After the 10 shots of the 12 gauge n a huge bruse on my arm from the recolil i went to a less powerfull gun. My .22... so after a hour or so i gave up thinking i could blast away IF (in my mind i was blasting it away). An we left n i ran by work well i came in n one of our regulars not knowing i have IF issues shout out "I'M PREGNANT!" me being the ncie person i am though (in my mind about shooting her moultiple times) but i said congrats n ran to my office to get the papers i needed n ran out. Wishing i could just shoot my self n get the pain over with oh hell here comes the depression agian! Well until next time keep ur guns loaded n aimed low!!!!!!