God...I love Kids

 
The Candy With The Little Hole  This should make you smile. You have to love  little kids. 
 

 
The children began to identify the flavors by their color: 
 
Red....................Cherry  Yellow.................Lemon  Green..................Lime  Orange ..............Orange 
 
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.  None of the children could identify the taste.  The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your  mother may sometimes call your father.'  One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes! 
 
The teacher had to leave the room.