Genital Whipping
As the new Man Cave in the Tinkers Den has settled into the farm psyche, there have been suggestions to retribute with a "She Cave" and a host of equally genderfied cutsies. As much as I hate being dick whipped, I donae consider pussy whipping to be an improvement on the theme. Should I have named the Tinkers Den, "The Pussy Parlor?" Whatever I call the place where I keep my tools, etc., a fucking dickhead is gonna be along to give it his name and steal the whole kit and kaboodle shortly. Weddings are so-o-o-o-o romantic.
I just might let him stick around after all if he don't steal my boy toys. . .
The good news is that my personal favorite dickhead (Hubs) has been listening with a gentle humor instead of rushing to protect the rights and sanctity of the entire male species. Both genital configurations sit in front of an asshole, my dear. What comes out of an asshole varies with the lifeform, my sweet. It all stinks. We all have assholes and good health requires we use them daily. Let each dick and pussy be responsible for their own, strictly personal shit.
Both of the new farm handies are at the Urban Homesteads this weekend. My guitar, safely encased, sits in its usual spot in the Tinkers Den, awaiting the morning guit-chi. Hubs has been celebrating the return to rural privacy with some nude biking. Damn, I have good taste in men, warts and all! ! !
I do believe I will let yet another retirement deadline pass. Those deadlines are mostly about the medical insurance yaddah blahs, anyway. I donae trust the way the current medical system handles geriatric care. I have no intention of giving up Nature for eternity in the med park waiting rooms, living from procedure to procedure in between lessons on how to be mortally afraid of dying. There is no doubt that tradition is good for the entire medical industry, but I think I'll pass, all the same. My passing isnae your business as usual.
Looks like my puzzle pallet won't be here until next week. It's a hobby, dagnabit! ! ! What does "Business Days" have to do with it?
Is it here yet?
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Hugs and support Arfie.
Your descriptions, I must admit, made me smile and have a bit of a knowing chuckle.
Have you ever considered calling your cave the ‘crazy wolf bitch boudoir’? I hope that doesn’t offend but it came to me as appropriate a description as Man Cave & “Pussy Parlor” but in the time I’ve come to know you..., it just pop into my head as I read this entry. I’ve always admired how you consider yourself a wolf bitch in the true sense of a protector of the pack.
Just a thought.
Hugs & love my friend.
"Bitch's Den" has been the most successful naming of my workshops to date. When my tools kept doing manly disappearing acts, anyway, I started using the addendum, "And the Bitch Bites."
I know, I know, Cruel Collective. . . Most unattractive of a good Mother and/or Wife. . .
In Natural, biological fact, one of the safest places on the planet is the tail end of a Real Bitch. Ask any cute, little puppy.
The only thing meaner than a Grizzly is a Mama Grizzly.
Here, here. In complete agreement my friend. Thankfully even my husband now is wary of going anywhere near my woodworking supplies/tools and projects.
And just so you know power tools are now a must fashion for women to be attractive these days. Guys are looking for more of the “do-it-myself so get the hell out of my way” types as they seem to be losing touch with their mechanical, handyman side.
The women are taking over the tool sheds and conquering the workshops and be wary of getting in our way. We have tools and we know how to use them in very ingenious and creative ways no man outside of Macguyver has ever learned. (I know I likely spelled Mac’s name wrong.)
Hugs & love Arfie
Shoulda knowed. . . Them damned barbie bitches keep following me around like I'm a French gay guy or something. In the 70's I was often accused of being a transvestite. Turns out I was just a fashion leader. Does it get more girlie girl than that? Yucko bucko, that doth sucko.
Just spare me the hair gab. . .
“Both genital configurations sit in front of an asshole, my dear”
HA! I love that, soooooo true~