Geez....

I have to attend a forum with the Big Wigs of our company today.  I slept through my alarm for the 1st time since my 20's.  I usually wear comfy clothes, I am in heels and super suck up pantyhose.  My elbow is now on fire from pulling these up and down in the Ladies Room.  I feel sick to my stomach? I have no idea why.  I am leaving the building as soon as the meeting is over.