Funny things my dog does!

My dog is always looking for something to put in her mouth, weather it's edible or not.  She will sit in front of me when I am eating or reading or on the laptop and she will be staring at me and chewing!  I'll say in a stern voice, "are you eating something you shouldn't be?"  and she will stop chewing. The minute I look away, she will go back to chewing again!  
So the above gets repeated several times until I decide to try to take the object out of her mouth but as soon as I walk toward her she will take off running which, of course, is what she wanted me to do in the first place! She loves playing tag! Eventually I will corner her and she will gladly open her mouth for me to look but the object, which is usually a piece of plastic she removed from a toy or anything someone may have dropped on the floor accidently, is usually well hidden either in her cheek or under her tongue or near the back of her throat. She will keep moving it around to try to fool me!
She is the only dog I ever had that would stick her tongue out at me when I get the best of her!
She sleeps with me, never with wife and bf. She tries to make the bed but she doesn't do a very good job lol. She will wind everything up into a hump and lay on it!  Or else she will crawl under the covers and stretch out along my back or my legs. She loves to cuddle.
I think that with everthing going on here, if I didn't have her I would crack up!  
She is so funny!