Fully returnable
No moving parts, no batteries
No monthly payments & no fees;
Inflation proof, non taxable,
In fact it's quite relazable.
It can't be stolen, won't pollute -
one size fits all, do not dilute.
It uses very little energy -
but yields enormously.
Relieves your tension and your stress,
invigorates your happiness;
combats depression, makes you beam
and elevates your esteem.
Your circulation it corrects
without unpleasant side effects.
It is I think, the perfect drug
My I prescribe my friends...
The HUG!
And, of course, fully returnable
love 2 U all.....martha
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Thank you anaconda returned xx