For Your Entertainment
An actual conversation between my husband and myself last night.
B: Hey babe? Do we have plans on the 23rd?
K: How should I know?
B: Well...do we have anything planned that day?
K: I don't know. Maybe. Maybe I'm having an egg retrieval or maybe I'll be dead. Maybe I'll get hit by a car and I'll die. I don't fucking know.
B: Okay, well do you want to hang out with Beth and Tommy that day? (our friends who we love)
K: No I don't want to fucking hang out with Beth and Tommy! I don't want to do fucking anything ever again with anyone! Ever!
B: You know this is the hormones talking, right?
K: FUCK YOU.
B: Okay, I'll tell them we'll hang out on the 23rd.
...
I think I need to bake an apology cake. Holy hormone hell.
B: Hey babe? Do we have plans on the 23rd?
K: How should I know?
B: Well...do we have anything planned that day?
K: I don't know. Maybe. Maybe I'm having an egg retrieval or maybe I'll be dead. Maybe I'll get hit by a car and I'll die. I don't fucking know.
B: Okay, well do you want to hang out with Beth and Tommy that day? (our friends who we love)
K: No I don't want to fucking hang out with Beth and Tommy! I don't want to do fucking anything ever again with anyone! Ever!
B: You know this is the hormones talking, right?
K: FUCK YOU.
B: Okay, I'll tell them we'll hang out on the 23rd.
...
I think I need to bake an apology cake. Holy hormone hell.
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Lol husbands can be incredibly flexible and forgiving during this challenging time! I totally have been there so thanks for the laugh! :)
Hahah- wow, he sounds amazing. My husband would have made me sleep outside! Ahhhh, love the hormones. Hang in there girl- we\'ve all been there!
Lupron is a BEAST! I remember those days. Sorry you\'re in the throes of it. My husband knew the side effects too and he was very good about not selling me of to gypsies during that time. Out is amusing. I\'m glad you can laugh about it.
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Hahahaha! Your hubby sounds like an angel! I think mine would have forced me to get a new house to live in alone. :)
Luckily I\'m keeping my ugly thoughts to myself. Yesterday some co-workers were talking (not abnormal) and I wanted to punch them because I felt they were too loud. HA! Yay hormones!
hahaha! I love how he handled it. What a good hubby just going with the flow of the hormones and not getting upset.
Gots to love Lupron!
Haha! This is hysterical!
That is too funny! I\'m going to make my husband read this tonight. I start Lupron next week so he\'ll have an idea what he\'s getting into.
Thanks for the laugh!
Literally LOL! Just hold on tight doll it\'s gonna be a bumpy ride.. but so worth it!! XO
ROFL. Bless us for going through this and bless our significant others for putting up with us. My hubby has found that hiding from me also helps ;)
LOL!!! Bless your hubbys heart. He sounds like a trooper:0) I am wicked ugly when I am on the cray cray fertility drugs HAHA!!! Good for him for just rolling with it and KNOWING that it\'s not all you that talking in that conversation hehe!! Thats funny:0)
A.Mazing
Oh the stupid fucking hormones, thankful for understanding hubby\'s!!!!
Well the good news is NO MORE LUPRON. The bad news is STIMS ARE COMING and I\'m even worse on those!! I\'m still a beast though, don\'t worry. BCP is just as bad on its own!
Haha your hubby is the best! Love this story. Made me chuckle on a shit day.