For You Doctors...
First of all I know why I never wanted to be a Doctor...
it is a simple thing.. my finger.. ya butt.. yepp... I don't wanna be stickin my finger..in somebooties...that don't belong to me...
I think that part of a physical exame (how ya spell that) ex am..?...any who's that should be like private..yepp (here's ya glove.. stic ya finger in ya own butt.. yepp.. nope don't lick ya finger... wipe in this here pice of cardboard...hell ya it's carboard... LOOK just whipe that chit on here jeesh...
See how easy that was... Yeah you can keep the glove for a reminder of our visit ....but don't be puttin it in ya mouth...
now when I was l kid we played Doctor.. yepp aint tellin what we did witt our fingers... some times it was more like show and tell... he showed me his thingy I"m gonna tell...
hey nurse come bac here.. you forgot..awe jeesh.. time to leave the clinic..
I got an idea for the LAB at the horsespistol too.. ya just use skitters... yepp them mo-skitters can always find a vein... where as some them techs..be goin fishin for a while... Hey ya wanna change arms...?
What ya mean back of my hand...?
you gonna try WHAT... oh hell no... i'm LEAVIN... NOW....!
HEY..un duct tape me from this here chair... (@##***##@#****!!!!)
What ya mean I aint allowed that kind of lanauage in here...
N---why them doctors leave the room when ya get undressed... they gonna see ya naked booty anyway...
then after they done poked...and pinched.. squeeeeezed and shined a lite in every firggin hole they can find.. ears nose mouth.. no no no no no... not there put that thing away jeesh.. crazy ass doc... dang.. get a grip....
(HOWLS) not there DOC.. dang leave them boys alone for pete sake...
COUGH...?
hell I can barely breath... ease up with that finger and I'll try againn (cough..cough)
HOW's that ...?
Dang that's gonna leave a mark...
Do I what...you mean ya suppose to inspect that chit... No Way.. fur reall...Dang...!
you know Doc when I do this with my arm it hurts...
what ya mean don't do that then.. ?
you gotta a pill for that tooo?
and it gonna cost WHAT...?
hey i gotta go.. Yepp... see ya next year.. (if ya lucky)
BYE now..!
Eweeee.. he left my butt crack all greasey.. Dang.. Lordy... i'm outta here...
AINT LIFE GRAND?
it is a simple thing.. my finger.. ya butt.. yepp... I don't wanna be stickin my finger..in somebooties...that don't belong to me...
I think that part of a physical exame (how ya spell that) ex am..?...any who's that should be like private..yepp (here's ya glove.. stic ya finger in ya own butt.. yepp.. nope don't lick ya finger... wipe in this here pice of cardboard...hell ya it's carboard... LOOK just whipe that chit on here jeesh...
See how easy that was... Yeah you can keep the glove for a reminder of our visit ....but don't be puttin it in ya mouth...
now when I was l kid we played Doctor.. yepp aint tellin what we did witt our fingers... some times it was more like show and tell... he showed me his thingy I"m gonna tell...
hey nurse come bac here.. you forgot..awe jeesh.. time to leave the clinic..
I got an idea for the LAB at the horsespistol too.. ya just use skitters... yepp them mo-skitters can always find a vein... where as some them techs..be goin fishin for a while... Hey ya wanna change arms...?
What ya mean back of my hand...?
you gonna try WHAT... oh hell no... i'm LEAVIN... NOW....!
HEY..un duct tape me from this here chair... (@##***##@#****!!!!)
What ya mean I aint allowed that kind of lanauage in here...
N---why them doctors leave the room when ya get undressed... they gonna see ya naked booty anyway...
then after they done poked...and pinched.. squeeeeezed and shined a lite in every firggin hole they can find.. ears nose mouth.. no no no no no... not there put that thing away jeesh.. crazy ass doc... dang.. get a grip....
(HOWLS) not there DOC.. dang leave them boys alone for pete sake...
COUGH...?
hell I can barely breath... ease up with that finger and I'll try againn (cough..cough)
HOW's that ...?
Dang that's gonna leave a mark...
Do I what...you mean ya suppose to inspect that chit... No Way.. fur reall...Dang...!
you know Doc when I do this with my arm it hurts...
what ya mean don't do that then.. ?
you gotta a pill for that tooo?
and it gonna cost WHAT...?
hey i gotta go.. Yepp... see ya next year.. (if ya lucky)
BYE now..!
Eweeee.. he left my butt crack all greasey.. Dang.. Lordy... i'm outta here...
AINT LIFE GRAND?
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