FOOL- one who repeats the same actions expecting different results.

Hello all, allow me to introduce myself...I am a fool!! Went to a pretty cool bar around the corner last nite with my friend Steve and his buddies, (I am comfortably "one of the guys" with them). Countless beers and dollars later I came home with a headache already pending. The stupidity I shook hands with is the fact that even though I had things to do today, I still kept the mutually bought rounds flowing, either accepting beers or buying. Today the sofa was my furthest destination and I didnt even bother to get up to see what my cat was destroying in the next room or what she was vomiting on next. Safe to say I was just plain ol good for nuttin'. The further down side of it is that with consumption of that much booze, (at a good dozen or so longnecks), the next day the alcohol in my system can make me chemically thrown, I would guess. It serves as a depressant and so --voula--, here I am, looking at life all wrong and how bleak the future seems and generally just having a grand-ol-break-out-the-good-china-PITY-PARTY, woohoo!! Life is great, I look like a ratty haired corpse that still retains water even after croaking (alcohol bloats you too, ya see), yeah, bags under the eyes big enough to carry stolen merchandise in and even my cat is pretending not to see me cuz Im such a fermented mess!!!! Allow me to re-introduce myself, I am a FOOL>  Goin to watch Seinfeld and then Saturday Night Live, might liven up the party. Gee, hope the neighbors dont complain, its a real rip-roarin'-riot around here...wweeeeeeeeeeeeee........