feel same but just wanted to tell some jokes

i feel the same as last time but
i been hungry latly becase lack of food in fridge and ect so much i made some a jokes on how hungry i been feeling so i thought iud share em hopfully it brings a smile to some

so here they are

im so hungry that some animalst tipical breead for slaughter for food leanred to talk and said dont look at me

im so hungry that if i past by a all you can eat buffy and gorcery stotes would close at the exsazt time i try to open the door

im so hungry that when i go to try to eat eggs that i find out igot holo fake ones wile the chickens who laid them eggs stole em back just to try to hack em
well guess what the yoke is on them they were not fertal eggs LOL


thats all for now lol

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J0KEYJ
J0KEYJ

:) LOL ..love them dont have any chicken jokes but have a funny story..I was in this waiting room I was saying about my chickens..this guy said when are you going to eat any of them..Im not came my reply they are my pets and love them to much to eat any of them..I get laughed at never heard of them being pets before..I got laughed at by someone else who made the comment what do you talk to them or something my reply yes just call me a chicken whisperer..I heard a certain person ate one of their chickens they owned and they ended up on the loo for three days..the revenge of the chicken