Fat ,unemployed and happy.
I cannot believe that I have not changed my emotional status, from horrible to happy.
As the title says 'Fat, unemployed and happy', yes that is now I am at the moment. No bronzed Aussie type here, no six pack, no butt; so firm that you could bounce a twenty cent piece off if, and certainly now pecs or abs to drive them all crazy. No, just an overweight, semi-tanned East Coast Australian, and loving it.
Started back at the gym, well girlfriends I have to make an attempt. The weight loss program, well it is still a 'see-food-diet', but I am trying. Does anyone know how many calories you lose through have , sweaty , dirty man-sex?
Then there is the employment situation. I have sent so many bloody forms away to obtain a teaching position. We in Australian must have given up educating the 'little darlings'. Where are all these positions that need to be filled? They are out there somewhere. They must have out sourced them.
But as they say it the Billingsgate classics..'WTF'...'Build a bridge and get over it"
Think I will throw away the teaching thing and become a fat old drag queen...yes Sophie Tucker is coming back.
So I am happy with my lot at the moment, why I daresay the only thing that is bothering me is this bloody Sydney humidity. It 2344 hours Friday 18/2 and I am a lather of perspiration.
Well that is about it , so it is good bye to one and all from the Fat, unemployed but happy Australian Fairy Godfather ..ciao bello amore ad multos
As the title says 'Fat, unemployed and happy', yes that is now I am at the moment. No bronzed Aussie type here, no six pack, no butt; so firm that you could bounce a twenty cent piece off if, and certainly now pecs or abs to drive them all crazy. No, just an overweight, semi-tanned East Coast Australian, and loving it.
Started back at the gym, well girlfriends I have to make an attempt. The weight loss program, well it is still a 'see-food-diet', but I am trying. Does anyone know how many calories you lose through have , sweaty , dirty man-sex?
Then there is the employment situation. I have sent so many bloody forms away to obtain a teaching position. We in Australian must have given up educating the 'little darlings'. Where are all these positions that need to be filled? They are out there somewhere. They must have out sourced them.
But as they say it the Billingsgate classics..'WTF'...'Build a bridge and get over it"
Think I will throw away the teaching thing and become a fat old drag queen...yes Sophie Tucker is coming back.
So I am happy with my lot at the moment, why I daresay the only thing that is bothering me is this bloody Sydney humidity. It 2344 hours Friday 18/2 and I am a lather of perspiration.
Well that is about it , so it is good bye to one and all from the Fat, unemployed but happy Australian Fairy Godfather ..ciao bello amore ad multos
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