DS I love you but...

Dear DS you know I love you with all my heart and I owe an irrepayable debt of gratitude to you for the friends, the sanity, my journal and the other things uv done for me. I want you to know that I love you and care deeply for you but your actions or rather inaction's have caused me and your other loved ones like me a great amount of pain.
DS even though you are the bestest most awesomeest support site ever and a major reason for me being alive and sane today there are a lot of things fundamentally wrong with you, you seem to me to be under-manned and poorly monitored. There are tons of fake profiles here, non-serious people and a few kinks in your system that could use some work.
I would love it and be honored if you gave me the chance to work for you and provide you with the help that you need. I can and want to work for the site in a number of capacities. Firstly I want to be community leader on the heroin addiction and recovery group; the group is totally dead and nobody talks there at all. Next I also want to be part of the DS team of admin and coders. Even though I dont have a formal degree in anything I am a jack of all trades and have a vast experience with coding, SEO and other such stuff.
I sincerely hope you will take this email seriously and let me help you make this site a better, safer more productive and healthy place. I look forward to hearing from you
love,
the spirit of vengence Shendelzare silkwood