do not pass GO, do not collect $200

So here we are then.And where might that be you ask?Well on the Gastic Bypass front we're right back where we started, actually that's not quite true, I'm further back than that. It would seem that I am no longer a suitable candidate for this proceedure due to there being great gobs of superfluous tissue in my colon. This tissue is deemed to be potentially life threatening therefore I'm out on my ear, or more appropriately my ass. Looks like if I die I'll die fat. Hmm well maybe that's not strictly true either you see I've lost 14lbs since July 17th. That's a weight loss of 14lbs in 17 days. Now under normal circumstances I'd be delighted BUT this is a tad worrying.Why am I loseing all this weight, or more to the point why so fast? ...................Please text your answer to...................... Anyway that's where I am in the GBS stakes.To further complicate my life it appears that I have sleep apnea, and not just any old sleep apnea I have  SEVERE sleep apnea, Never do things in moderation me. They tell me I wake up 32 times a night because that's how many times I stop breathing. That works out at about every 15 mins, no wonder I'm not a morning person. Come to think of it I'm not an afternoon person either, maybe I'm not a person at all? Anyway on Wednesday Aug 6th at 9pm I"m off, with my little overnight bag, back to the sleep study place, or Hotel Hanoi as I refer to it, to be fitted with some sort of breathing aparatus. Now I've looked at the pictures of these CPAP contraptions and I reckon my chance of getting laid with one of these is just about nil, bearing in mind it was never very high anyway.  Oh all that tissue is coming out next week, wonder how much it weighs?