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And now... The Importance of Walking!!
 
Walking can add minutes to your life.This enables you at 85 years oldto spend an additional 5 months in a nursinghome at $7000 per month.

 
I like long walks,especially when they are takenby people who annoy me.down a steep slippery slope with a boiling lake at the bottom...
The only reason I would take up walkingis so that I could hear heavy breathing again.I have to walk early in the morning,before my brain figures out what I'm doing..Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',I wash my mouth out with chocolate, or rum.
--thought of you Kathy when I read this one... not so much the rum as the chocolate... well... maybe a tot or two of rum... yeah... its a good idea... *Smile* The advantage of exercising every dayis so when you die, they'll say,'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'If you are going to try cross-country skiing,start with a small country.I know I got a lot of exercisethe last few years,......just getting over the hill.We all get heavier as we get older,because there's a lot more information in our heads.That's my story and I'm sticking to it.ANDEvery time I start thinking too muchabout how I look,I just find a Happy Hourhmmmmmmm nows a good time for a bit of that rum...
and by the time I leave,I look goooood.
One More....

A Cow, an Ant and an Old FartA Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.The Cow:  I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!! The Ant:  I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!                  Why are you scrolling down?  It's your turn to say something...

 
Now don't get mad.... send it to all your old fart friends... I did....  Love Yall  Hugs Elissa Cara's Mom For Always