Discogram for Mongo

I hate these, they don't always hurt like hell but the good ones do. The new surgeon is trying to decide where to start. Mongo broke like choo choo wreck, fix engine or caboose first, or start in the middle and work out.
It does'nt help that I continue to do damage, the surgeon is thinking of beating this dead horse with a stick. My mother used to do that, it did'nt help then either. Seriously the L-3-4 disc is pushing on the spinal cord so that's probally the first stop. I think they will fuse T-10 through L-4 once and for all, then fix broken chunk of SI. After all that C-4-5 and I'll be golden, well at least stiff and then I'll only be good for one thing, .... doorstop. I'll bet that's not what you thought was coming next. coming get it I kill me, or at least I seem to keep trying.
What hurts the most is after 21 years as a volunteer firefighter I am going to have to hang up my turnout gear for the last time. Doctors orders, jerk! Don't you just hate how their always, "don't do this, don't do that" I don't tell him not to play golf. Maybe I'll take up something to really piss him off like parachuting again or under water basket weaving that sounds kickin. I know, instead of experimental aircraft I could build a space shuttle, I'm sure I've got some 2 x 4's laying around here someplace.
Strength and Honor 

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reveal321
reveal321

what a delightful sense of humor you have. i hope your outlook is positive and you are successful in getting all your broken parts fixed!
deleted_user
deleted_user

Why is your back in such bad shape?
heatherhurts
heatherhurts

I\'m sorry to *ear t*at you *ave to *an* up your fireman\'s uniform. You will find somet*in* to take it\'s place. Per*aps you could volunteer to *elp someone learn to read. I love you sense of *umor.
MillaSofia
MillaSofia

Friend, thanks for the update. Sorry about your shit. I think you\'d make a fine doorstop. Can you wink and make faces? That\'s the best kind. We do what we have to do. I can\'t climb mountains anymore. Hard to take, then you know it\'s right. Be well.