DIDN'T GET JOB
OK, I don't know about the rest of you, but sometimes, oh, let's be honest, MOST of the time I think I know what's best so I try to take God's role over. Here's a funny piece to remind yourself with as it does me.
Dear Applicant:
Thank you for forwarding your application to us, however, we do not have any positions open that you requested an interest.
The position of GOD THE FATHER was not vacant. I am sorry you were under the misconception that it was open. He is doing an excellent job. Matter of fact, in the book for living on planet earth (HOLY BIBLE) if you read Ephesians 3:20 you will find GOD THE FATHER's rating and ability.
You were also not eligible for the position of HOLY SPIRIT Jr. As He is sent by GOD THE FATHER, He is bringing to planet Earth, the words that GOD THE FATHER has given via JESUS CHRIST THE SON of GOD THE FATHER. Therefore, you are not eligible for the position as you are not the only begotten Son of GOD THE FATHER nor Savior of the world.
Your last position request was for ANGEL's ASSISTANT. Again, you are not eligible for the position. Since you are made only of the dust of the earth, not even actual earth but just the dust of it, you are unable in your current state to stand physically before GOD THE FATHER to carry messages back and forth to the planet.
We do greatly appreciate your enthusiasm and hope you will not be discouraged. The position you are eligible for, should you wish to accept it, is CHRISTIAN. This job may sound very mundane and powerless. I assure you it is not. The blood of JESUS THE SON will wash away all sin making you fit to be filled with all the power of the HOLY SPIRIT to act in an ANGEL LIKE capacity showing love, patience, kindness, good works, etc.
For the above reasons, your application is returned but by all means, we would be more than happy to accept your request for the job of CHRISTIAN anytime you are willing to become a servant of GOD THE FATHER via JESUS CHRIST the only begotten SON.
We are waiting to hear from you.
Dear Applicant:
Thank you for forwarding your application to us, however, we do not have any positions open that you requested an interest.
The position of GOD THE FATHER was not vacant. I am sorry you were under the misconception that it was open. He is doing an excellent job. Matter of fact, in the book for living on planet earth (HOLY BIBLE) if you read Ephesians 3:20 you will find GOD THE FATHER's rating and ability.
You were also not eligible for the position of HOLY SPIRIT Jr. As He is sent by GOD THE FATHER, He is bringing to planet Earth, the words that GOD THE FATHER has given via JESUS CHRIST THE SON of GOD THE FATHER. Therefore, you are not eligible for the position as you are not the only begotten Son of GOD THE FATHER nor Savior of the world.
Your last position request was for ANGEL's ASSISTANT. Again, you are not eligible for the position. Since you are made only of the dust of the earth, not even actual earth but just the dust of it, you are unable in your current state to stand physically before GOD THE FATHER to carry messages back and forth to the planet.
We do greatly appreciate your enthusiasm and hope you will not be discouraged. The position you are eligible for, should you wish to accept it, is CHRISTIAN. This job may sound very mundane and powerless. I assure you it is not. The blood of JESUS THE SON will wash away all sin making you fit to be filled with all the power of the HOLY SPIRIT to act in an ANGEL LIKE capacity showing love, patience, kindness, good works, etc.
For the above reasons, your application is returned but by all means, we would be more than happy to accept your request for the job of CHRISTIAN anytime you are willing to become a servant of GOD THE FATHER via JESUS CHRIST the only begotten SON.
We are waiting to hear from you.
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