Dear Santa

 Dear SANTA  HEY MAN! i have been writing you for yrs. now and you have yet to come thru for me .   so once again i am ask you to bring that little bast#*d the sandman to my house, so i can knock him out ! about once an hour . I been writing you now for about 26 yrs. and i have said please and thank you everytime.so i think you can do me this one solid. Bring him to me! so i can wish him a merry christmas in a true narcoleptic fashion i'm tired and ready to send him to dreamland for a change . if you don't come thru this year, you better remember i know where you live, i've seen all those stop animation shows and read all the book or in my case had them read to me. don't make me ask again .Please and Thank You .                                                               2tired2type