Dang Me..Dang Me.. Oughtta take a rope and ....
Hang ME...Hang me from the highest treeee.....Wouldd any body wee for meeeeeee........?.....Trailer for sale or rent..Rooms less than fifty cents..on phones no pool no pets...aint got no cigerrettes.......two hours of pushin broomsgets 4 by 8 by two bit roomI'm a man of means by no meansKing of the Road.........Long long time ago I mentioned I wake up with songs in my mind...so many different ideas and thoughts flow thru my mind these days..songs and memories...Joys that are close to my heart...The memories of love and being loved...........All struggling against an ever onslaught of Pain and confusion...hate and indifference...anger...terrible terrible anger.... lingering just around the corner ..ready to pounce like a cat stalkin it's prey.......damit I scared myself.. cuse me a sec... I really really wish I could spell...cause I really really like to write........the truth is we would all be so much richer if we turned off the screen and well read a book..i use to read all kinds of storys... ghost stories... sci-fi... hot rod stories...I read about all the whales and mamals in the Ocean... about sharks.. and about outer space...Gee I even created my own fiction story that's I'm still workin on... but not lately..Why.. why have I put it on the back burner... seems like so many things ..wind up on the back burner.. just sittin there... in my limbo of things I haven't completed... So how short is a short story..........Once upon a time there was a boy..not just any boy..but a boy non the less...before he was a boy ...he was a baby...not just a baby ..but a baby non the less..geesh.... somebody change this babies diaper... dang that's nasty... ewwwwwwwwweeeeeeeee.... Yucky...what have ya been feedin this youngin....heyyyyyyy is that a leggo... how dat get in there....dog goneit kiddo ya gotta stopp puttin things in ya mouth..what you gigglin at...aint you ever seen a grown man turn blue before..turn on the fan.... I feel faint..KER PLUNK..........moral of that story... U never know wat ya gonna find in a diaper..yuck... toss that leggo.... dude.......two monks walked into a bar..the third one stopped and laughed...........maybe we could down size congress and hire some one from Mexicoto do their jobs a lot cheaper... now that's savin Tax dollars.......How about if ya don't sign ya don't get no money lol.. fish or cut bait..stop philabustering... this aint a pissin contest..If companies want to move outside the US...then they can sell their chit somewhere else too... BUY AMERICAN MADE...EVEN IF IT'S A TOYOTA... (assembled in the US)......Hear ye Hear ye....how about FREE MEDICAL COVERAGE FOR ALL AMERICAN CITIZENS...Oh yeah...I think AMERICAN CITIZENS SHOULD COME FIRST... WE PAY TAXES... AMEN...
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Thanks for the song, haven\'t heard that one in a long time.
You got a lot going on in your head today dude. Is ya bored? Or does your mind work that way all the time? Mine does, got folks arguing up there in my brain all the time. Can\'t shut \'em up unless I turn the radio up good n loud and start singin louder than they\'s shoutin.
Don\'t let yer poor spelling stop ya from writin. I can\'t spell worth beans but I love to write, even had me a job writin for a news paper for a while, and wrote several stories. Love to read but haven\'t read much lately. Mama Jean keeps me busy so I don\'t feel much like readin here.
I\'d like to read that story if you ever finish it. Not the one about the boy and lego in the diaper. lol, the other one you mentioned that\'s on the back burner. You have a cool imagination so I\'m sure I would like to read anything you wrote.
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