Coumadin for life

I just don't want to deal with coumadin *for life.* I don't want to go to the Coumadin Clinic.I don't want to monitor my intake of greens.I don't want to wear a medical ID bracelet.I don't want to have paper thin skin on my hands that cracks and bleeds and requires bandaids.I don't want to avoid "risky" activities like riding mopeds in mexico when I visit my sister.  I want to get my navel (re)pierced. I want to drink green tea, white tea, herbal tea whenever I want- not the same amount each week. Did I mention that I am sick of doing Lovenox injections?  I don't want to feel this vulnerable.