Completely, Totally Unmotivated

There is so much to do, and I don't want to do any of it.
I don't want to clean, I don't want to pick thru the currants we picked, I don't want to make phone calls, I don't want to exercise, I don't want to do anything.
I feel too listless even to cry.  But I don't feel sad.  I just feel lazy.
The "other" side of me is wanting to kick myself in the pants, though.  Things do have to get done.
Then maybe I can stop & rest?