comedy rant ( not recomended for young kids) if ya read any ways dont say i didnt warned ya

i notice news reporters for a news paper call  what happends in  the sectiosn they wright about storys now let say for a moment that theres some poor kid in the world w/ a parent  whos misaken that concept for bed tiem stories and they live in a messed up place  and lets say for the sake for roleplay that kids name was timmy and timmey says to his dad tell me a bedtime story  well sence in this instance this farther cant  think fo one and dont relly have appopret boosk for such he brecks out he news paper hoping it bors timmy to sleep wel by some chosmic coincidence  it infact frighting hoim becase  it said  yesterday ther niebors was raped then muder and then it said last moth differn nibors were infact robbed at gun point and aslo the persion w/ the gun was a perveted persion that say b4 he left w/ all the money and valubles take off ur close so ic an take a picture of ya naked  even right down to child pronograpy  and so on and so forth of messup things happening ither next door or accorst the street now after hearing along news paper s worth of messed up stuff happing ithger accost the street or right next door  poor timmy is like omg o.o and now not ony hes like omg but hel probly develp some mental and sleep ishues and paranoa ishues may be some eating disorders if he hers about some poisious food suddenly happing  and all the parent has to say after that is well goodnight like everything hunky dory and mean wile por timmys like O.o WTF?!?! and latter sence that happend the persion who was reading the news paper as a bed tiem story is aslo stffering a bit from that now and now wishes they did not do that not as much but still  they ar at the point were they were like why diod i not have   a chailds kid book instead of accidently scaring my kid for life wich is why  at some poin i think now  news papers should be rated r or above the higher the better  i mean realisticly i now a news paper   or any news thing afterawile would have me want to comit suicide becase omg it gets so messed up and depressing  i got to the point were im like shut up and give me the weather report further more i stop caring about who did what becase twords the end some ones bound to do the same thing maby in a way were ppl hate them more for doing thet*coughs* (presidents and politishans from and for america) i mean im tired of saying im assohated  w/ this planet period  i even wnat to trun my hose in its own planet where i rule supream  and all friends and family  like allies  from diferent planets so we can  still care about each other  but hte same time we dont have to care about  what gose on in the world we call earth but lets stop the political talk i eman tehy praticly make fun of them selfs there the living version on what ppl call a joke ception  the joke tha makes fun of the joke i mean relisticly  it seems like we the ppl of amaerica are gona go like FiANLY a presidnet and a politishan  that every one likes and dose nt lie   and actuly gets stuff done it seems like most of the time   in my view  theres more talk then action if i see a president on tv for a speech im like SHUT UP give me back my cartoons  and actuly do somthing instead of talking  at most if ya wnat  to talk talk to the news reporter they will spread word faster the a gossiping pig of a woman  that never shut up  i mean relly  how many times had u herd of the worst yet tragity at first ok jaw draopper bless them ur hear gos out to them  them if its anatural disaster *liek me farting as of wich i have no choisce but to let it out* about 6 mounths latter  every ones like CAN WE MOVE ON ALREDY?!?!?!?! or ShUT UP ABOUT THAT CLEB GOSSIP I DONT CARE  THAT  THAT CELB DID THAT NOW ITS IN THE PAST LETS MOVE ON!! unless fo course its justin beeber getting arested and getting called a girl flashing his tits  in public and  for stealing a football  i know ppl be like  its about time   or even record that on tv and push it in his face enogh times  they he finaly reconisders the idea of music carreer as soon as  he can get out of all contractsif any thing i feel we should get paid to watch news   so then it can act liek a antidepressant pill that not only makes ya a bit happeier in the pockets and wallets  but at the same time  u get filled in about some stuff  thats going on  at  most i can see a bussnies i heope some one makes a reality aside from em wich is the happy bilbord  its for the ppl who want to hear neay by events and the weather report  no news  or enphasis on something terrible going on or what that cleberyu had done  just loco events and weather  and maby a comic page just so then the ppl who are depressed from hearing news can actuly  swich to that for a wile and be filled in lauphter and not feel as bad about how messed upthe world is  well thats the end of the rant  hope ya enjoyed the jokes  plz give em some feed back