CHURCH SIGNS AND TIDBITS FROM JAN 6-12-2014
IF YOU GIVE 100 PERCENT, GOD WILL MAKE UP THE DIFFERENCE!
GOD WANTS SPIRITUAL FRUITS, NOT RELIGIOUS NUTS.
100 YEARS AGO...
FOOD PRICES IN 1914 CHICAGO
MILK: 9 CENTS PER QUART
EGGS: 35 CENTS A DOZEN
BACON: 28 CENTS PER POUND
POTATOES: 18 CENTS PER POUND
SIRLOIN STEAK: 26 CENTS PER POUND
EASY ENERGY-SAVING TIP
SAVE ON GASOLINE EXPENDITURES AND REDUCE EMISSIONS BY SKIPPING LONG IDLING PERIODS TO WARM UP YOUR CAR. AFTER ALL YOUR CAR WARMS UP AS YOU DRIVE IT, AND IDLING GETS ZERO MILES PER GALLON.
LIVE TO EXPRESS, NOT TO IMPRESS.
GIVE GOD YOUR PRAYERS, NOT YOUR ADVICE.
MONEY
WILL BUY YOU A PRETTY GOOD DOG, BUT IT WON'T BUY THE WAG OF HIS TAIL.
WORLD'S BEST BAD JOKES AND PUNS-JIM, THE NOT SO BRIGHT NEW HIRE, WAS SENT OUT FOR COFFEE. AT THE NEIGHBORHOOD COFFEE SHOP, JIM SHOWED THE BARISTA A LARGE THERMOS AND ASKED IF IT WAS LARGE ENOUGH TO HOLD SIX CUPS OF COFFEE.
"IT LOOKS LIKE IT SHOULD HOLD ABOUT SIX CUPS," THE BARISTA RESPONDED.
"GREAT," SAID JIM. "GIVE ME TWO CUPS WITH CREAM AND SUGAR, TWO CUPS BLACK, AND TWO CUPS OF DECAF."
WHEN YOU ARE TEMPTED TO LOSE PATIENCE WITH OTHERS, STOP AND THINK HOW PATIENT GOD HAS BEEN WITH YOU.
YUCK TRAVELING GERMS- THE WET SPRAY FROM A SNEEZE CAN TRAVEL AS FAR AS FIVE FEET AT A WHOPPING SPEED OF ONE HUNDRED MILES PER HOUR. COVER THOSE NOSES WHEN SNEEZING!
GOD WANTS SPIRITUAL FRUITS, NOT RELIGIOUS NUTS.
100 YEARS AGO...
FOOD PRICES IN 1914 CHICAGO
MILK: 9 CENTS PER QUART
EGGS: 35 CENTS A DOZEN
BACON: 28 CENTS PER POUND
POTATOES: 18 CENTS PER POUND
SIRLOIN STEAK: 26 CENTS PER POUND
EASY ENERGY-SAVING TIP
SAVE ON GASOLINE EXPENDITURES AND REDUCE EMISSIONS BY SKIPPING LONG IDLING PERIODS TO WARM UP YOUR CAR. AFTER ALL YOUR CAR WARMS UP AS YOU DRIVE IT, AND IDLING GETS ZERO MILES PER GALLON.
LIVE TO EXPRESS, NOT TO IMPRESS.
GIVE GOD YOUR PRAYERS, NOT YOUR ADVICE.
MONEY
WILL BUY YOU A PRETTY GOOD DOG, BUT IT WON'T BUY THE WAG OF HIS TAIL.
WORLD'S BEST BAD JOKES AND PUNS-JIM, THE NOT SO BRIGHT NEW HIRE, WAS SENT OUT FOR COFFEE. AT THE NEIGHBORHOOD COFFEE SHOP, JIM SHOWED THE BARISTA A LARGE THERMOS AND ASKED IF IT WAS LARGE ENOUGH TO HOLD SIX CUPS OF COFFEE.
"IT LOOKS LIKE IT SHOULD HOLD ABOUT SIX CUPS," THE BARISTA RESPONDED.
"GREAT," SAID JIM. "GIVE ME TWO CUPS WITH CREAM AND SUGAR, TWO CUPS BLACK, AND TWO CUPS OF DECAF."
WHEN YOU ARE TEMPTED TO LOSE PATIENCE WITH OTHERS, STOP AND THINK HOW PATIENT GOD HAS BEEN WITH YOU.
YUCK TRAVELING GERMS- THE WET SPRAY FROM A SNEEZE CAN TRAVEL AS FAR AS FIVE FEET AT A WHOPPING SPEED OF ONE HUNDRED MILES PER HOUR. COVER THOSE NOSES WHEN SNEEZING!
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Thanks Chris. Sorry I just noticed your new journals. I am not getting the notices in my email for some DSr\'s. Hope the weather there isn\'t too bad. We are getting whiteouts tonight. Love and prayers, Sandy
YOU\'RE WELCOME! THANKS FOR COMMENTING.
OUR WEATHER ISN\'T TO BAD AS FAR AS SNOW GOES BUT WE REALLY ARE IN A DEEP FREEZE WITH WIND CHILLS. ALL I CAN SAY IS BRRR!!!
HOW ARE YOU DOING? I HOPE YOU HAVE A BLESSED NIGHT. HUGS, CHRIS
great facts. where did you find them all?
ONE OF MY GRANDKIDS GAVE ME A DAY BY DAY CALENDAR WITH CHUCH SIGNS AND SOME DAYS HAD FUN FACTS AND OTHER TIDBITS ON THE OTHER SIDE. I\'M GLAD YOU LIKED THEM.
that was a great gift.
THANKS!