Christmas morning
Well it's Christmas, and how is my day ? Funny you should ask.
First let me digress a bit. A few days ago while buying smokes I recognized the clerk as the mother of an old friend I had a "thing" with awhile back. I asked her "How is Brandy these days?" "Good" she says, "She's working down at I-HOP"
Now fast forward to today. It's Saturday morning after my shot. Christmas day. So fighting the nausea and hoping to get some food down and a chance to get "lucky" on Christmas day, I throw on some sweat pants and a sweat shirt (she wont care)and head out the door. I have two things to do, one, pay my phone bill at the "cricket" store because I'm 3 days late and will probably lose service any minute. Second is to try to settle the stomach and have a chance at a little "Luvin" on Christmas day. Well, I cant pay the phone bill because they are closed, BUT I-HOP is open.!.! I go in and ask "Is Brandy working today" "Nope not till Tuesday"...uhh.! So I have a seat and order anyhow. Waiting for my food I get a text from a friend wishing me a Merry Christmas......DING...great idea....I'll text Brandy...Duh.
So in my usual sick self I text her "Wishing you a merry Christmas,,just sitting here in the bathroom at I-HOP thinking of you" That should get her to laugh.......I thought...well ten seconds later my phone rings and this voice.......I'd say about six two....maybe 250lbs comes through my phone and tries to punch my teeth out.....Damn....I wish they would have turned that phone off sooner......apparently she doesn't own that phone any more.......I hope caller I.D. doesn't give out my address.........I don't know but I'm locking the doors anyhow......What the heck....probably a good time to go see the parents for the day.....or a week..or two.
Just me havin fun....gotta run...literally
Merry Christmas to all who read this and may we all be Blessed on this,,HIS DAY.
First let me digress a bit. A few days ago while buying smokes I recognized the clerk as the mother of an old friend I had a "thing" with awhile back. I asked her "How is Brandy these days?" "Good" she says, "She's working down at I-HOP"
Now fast forward to today. It's Saturday morning after my shot. Christmas day. So fighting the nausea and hoping to get some food down and a chance to get "lucky" on Christmas day, I throw on some sweat pants and a sweat shirt (she wont care)and head out the door. I have two things to do, one, pay my phone bill at the "cricket" store because I'm 3 days late and will probably lose service any minute. Second is to try to settle the stomach and have a chance at a little "Luvin" on Christmas day. Well, I cant pay the phone bill because they are closed, BUT I-HOP is open.!.! I go in and ask "Is Brandy working today" "Nope not till Tuesday"...uhh.! So I have a seat and order anyhow. Waiting for my food I get a text from a friend wishing me a Merry Christmas......DING...great idea....I'll text Brandy...Duh.
So in my usual sick self I text her "Wishing you a merry Christmas,,just sitting here in the bathroom at I-HOP thinking of you" That should get her to laugh.......I thought...well ten seconds later my phone rings and this voice.......I'd say about six two....maybe 250lbs comes through my phone and tries to punch my teeth out.....Damn....I wish they would have turned that phone off sooner......apparently she doesn't own that phone any more.......I hope caller I.D. doesn't give out my address.........I don't know but I'm locking the doors anyhow......What the heck....probably a good time to go see the parents for the day.....or a week..or two.
Just me havin fun....gotta run...literally
Merry Christmas to all who read this and may we all be Blessed on this,,HIS DAY.
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