CHRISTMAS FAYRE
HI JOURNAL,
NOT LONG NOW TILL SANTA DOES HIS ROUNDS,
STOPPING OFF IN SOUTH EAST ASIA,
TO CHANGE HIS SLEIGH TEAM,
FROM REINDEER TO KANGAROOS,
IT GIVES RUDOLF WITH THE BRIGHT RED NOSE,
ALONG WITH HIS MATES A REST,
BEFORE THE LONG TREK BACK NORTH.
ENTER SKIPPY THE FRIENDLY FEARLESS KANGAROO,
WITH HIS MATES,
MAYBE A KOALA OR TWO, HAVE COME FOR A RIDE.
SO DEFINITELY NOT ON THE CHRISTMAS MENU THIS YEAR,
KANGAROO OR KOALAS.
WE WILL HAVE TO MAKE DO WITH,
COLD WILD TURKEY AND SALAD.
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Cold wild turkey is ok. No bottled wild turkey at the wheel of the sleigh, ok.