Children are greedy

Children are greedy little f***kers.  They are always finding ways to spend you money.  If you tell them "no", the children no a days throw an epic fit.  The kind that makes you want to jump off a cliff.  Back in my day if you did this you parents would give you the spanking of your life and noone would stop them.  Back in my day it was encouraged.  Back then a stern look would get us to back off.  The children now will stop at nothing to get what they want.  A kid will run over his own mother to get whatever they want.  If you try to stop them with anything other than a time out, the authorities will take you child away and have you locked up.  The whole things backwards now.