Boy, it felt good to get out!
In between wedding shoots, I got to videotape the grand opening of Hooka's in Palm Beach, and, after the shoot, hung out to dance with the sexy ladies! My GOD. Total release of tension. Didn't even care if I got laid; it was just nice to feel vulnerable with pretty ladies and an animal at the same time. The tension and body aches completely disappeared when the rythm of the beat took over. Time to go down to Fort Lauderdale on ladies night in between wedding shoots on weekends and dance my ass off!
I quickly learned the unwritten, unspoken "rules of engagement" when it comes to the ladies. Let THEM lead. Don't touch them...let them touch you if they so desire. Very much like a strip-club. It's more manly and attractive that way. So I had to "restrain" myself. This one Czech woman was quite attractive; tall, thin, flat little exposed tummy with a stud in her navel. I was very sweet, affectionate and funny with her in our brief conversation, which she liked...and then when I slipped my hands around her mid-section when we were dancing, she explained that she liked me, but that was a little TOO close. I promptly laughed, said OK and backed off. Then this other woman proceded to grind up against me, and was a bit shocked when I sprouted a hardon in my shorts. I simply shrugged my shoulders. Couldn't help it! I'm an animal at times. Don't get out enough. Or "IT" (my penis) doesn't get out enough lol. For lack of a wife or girlfriend, "it" gets a little lonely at times. But I'm not a rapist, and I'll let HER be the one to suggest we adjourn to more private surroundings for some closer fun if she so wishes. Regardless, an awkward couple of moments turned into a fun night. Ladies nights soon!
I quickly learned the unwritten, unspoken "rules of engagement" when it comes to the ladies. Let THEM lead. Don't touch them...let them touch you if they so desire. Very much like a strip-club. It's more manly and attractive that way. So I had to "restrain" myself. This one Czech woman was quite attractive; tall, thin, flat little exposed tummy with a stud in her navel. I was very sweet, affectionate and funny with her in our brief conversation, which she liked...and then when I slipped my hands around her mid-section when we were dancing, she explained that she liked me, but that was a little TOO close. I promptly laughed, said OK and backed off. Then this other woman proceded to grind up against me, and was a bit shocked when I sprouted a hardon in my shorts. I simply shrugged my shoulders. Couldn't help it! I'm an animal at times. Don't get out enough. Or "IT" (my penis) doesn't get out enough lol. For lack of a wife or girlfriend, "it" gets a little lonely at times. But I'm not a rapist, and I'll let HER be the one to suggest we adjourn to more private surroundings for some closer fun if she so wishes. Regardless, an awkward couple of moments turned into a fun night. Ladies nights soon!
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LOL!! Your funny Koolman. Giving us a play by play of being out in the dancefloor with all the ladies. Your a stud and they loved it. Your story made my friday..love to hear \"life\" stories.