BE SPECIFIC!!!

 Yes, I've heard phrases come from my mouth that only an insane person would utter. Example: (and yes it is TRUE!) "OK, who put the balony in the bottom of the hamper?" At which point I realized what I'd said. Of course it's stupid to ask as no one did and besides I never thought those words would cross my lips. Oh, and here's a real giggler!2nd son was about 4yrs, you know when they go thru that cutting their own hair stage, and I had warned him he was never ever to touch the scissors that they were dangerous. Only mommy could use them. Ok, he got it....only mommy uses the scissors. So, it's summer and he is outside with dad and then comes in to me. I see that he has a HUGE hacked out place in the front of his hair."Jordan, mommy said you are not to touch the scissors." He said, "I didn't." I said, "Jordan! You have a huge chunk of hair gone in the front. Did you use daddy's electric shaver?" He said, "No." I then was totally at a loss and said, "Then how did you cut your hair?" He calmly replied, "I used the hedge clippers." AAAAAAAHHHHHH!He was right. I did not say that hedge clippers were off limits. I then explained that he was NOT TO TOUCH THE HEDGE CLIPPERS THAT HE COULD LOP OFF HIS HEAD!Yep, just another day in mommy paradise........lol lol lol