Back to "reality"????
OK, 2 horses added to my real life "FARMVILLE" neighbors. Thinking of phoning the health dept., as well as the animal cruelty, as they have not sufficient space for these creatures: 5 dogs, 1 goat, 2 horses, 3 ducks, 2 hogs, (praise God the chickens died!) and 2 horses with a cow en route.
If my life weren't insane enough, doing the work I do, I had this fun fun filled experience with a current DV I am dealing with.... life is nuts. This latest case, I'm not sure you'd believe, but I will tell you so SIT DOWN FIRST. Honestly, they didn't cover this in my counseling classes.
I got to negotiate the "ransom" for a dead woman's ashes. Yes, you got it. The ex-hubby to be was holding the ex-wife to be dead mother's ashes. He wanted money, so I got to calculate a "fair & equitable" settlement, IN MY DRIVEWAY, and money was divided, ashes returned to the ex-wife to be. Now, only 1 guess who is "babysitting" the dead woman's ashes since the ex-wife to be has no current home? If you can't guess with one guess, you don't know me very well.........:(
Now, I dare any of you, after you quit laughing, to top that for a "bad day".
On the plus side, I've become quite fond of my new uh, "person" residing with me and have thought of having her sit with me while I have coffee so as to compare notes about life and it's meaning.....ROFLOL
Oh, please let me work with normal nuts........And no, this is all true. That's why I needed the prior break from "reality". No, the "dead woman's ashes" stayed at my home. She didn't need another road trip as she'd been through enough as the hostage......ROFLOL
If my life weren't insane enough, doing the work I do, I had this fun fun filled experience with a current DV I am dealing with.... life is nuts. This latest case, I'm not sure you'd believe, but I will tell you so SIT DOWN FIRST. Honestly, they didn't cover this in my counseling classes.
I got to negotiate the "ransom" for a dead woman's ashes. Yes, you got it. The ex-hubby to be was holding the ex-wife to be dead mother's ashes. He wanted money, so I got to calculate a "fair & equitable" settlement, IN MY DRIVEWAY, and money was divided, ashes returned to the ex-wife to be. Now, only 1 guess who is "babysitting" the dead woman's ashes since the ex-wife to be has no current home? If you can't guess with one guess, you don't know me very well.........:(
Now, I dare any of you, after you quit laughing, to top that for a "bad day".
On the plus side, I've become quite fond of my new uh, "person" residing with me and have thought of having her sit with me while I have coffee so as to compare notes about life and it's meaning.....ROFLOL
Oh, please let me work with normal nuts........And no, this is all true. That's why I needed the prior break from "reality". No, the "dead woman's ashes" stayed at my home. She didn't need another road trip as she'd been through enough as the hostage......ROFLOL
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