Back to "reality"????
OK, 2 horses added to my real life "FARMVILLE" neighbors. Thinking of phoning the health dept., as well as the animal cruelty, as they have not sufficient space for these creatures: 5 dogs, 1 goat, 2 horses, 3 ducks, 2 hogs, (praise God the chickens died!) and 2 horses with a cow en route.
If my life weren't insane enough, doing the work I do, I had this fun fun filled experience with a current DV I am dealing with.... life is nuts. This latest case, I'm not sure you'd believe, but I will tell you so SIT DOWN FIRST. Honestly, they didn't cover this in my counseling classes.
I got to negotiate the "ransom" for a dead woman's ashes. Yes, you got it. The ex-hubby to be was holding the ex-wife to be dead mother's ashes. He wanted money, so I got to calculate a "fair & equitable" settlement, IN MY DRIVEWAY, and money was divided, ashes returned to the ex-wife to be. Now, only 1 guess who is "babysitting" the dead woman's ashes since the ex-wife to be has no current home? If you can't guess with one guess, you don't know me very well.........:(
Now, I dare any of you, after you quit laughing, to top that for a "bad day".
On the plus side, I've become quite fond of my new uh, "person" residing with me and have thought of having her sit with me while I have coffee so as to compare notes about life and it's meaning.....ROFLOL
Oh, please let me work with normal nuts........And no, this is all true. That's why I needed the prior break from "reality". No, the "dead woman's ashes" stayed at my home. She didn't need another road trip as she'd been through enough as the hostage......ROFLOL
If my life weren't insane enough, doing the work I do, I had this fun fun filled experience with a current DV I am dealing with.... life is nuts. This latest case, I'm not sure you'd believe, but I will tell you so SIT DOWN FIRST. Honestly, they didn't cover this in my counseling classes.
I got to negotiate the "ransom" for a dead woman's ashes. Yes, you got it. The ex-hubby to be was holding the ex-wife to be dead mother's ashes. He wanted money, so I got to calculate a "fair & equitable" settlement, IN MY DRIVEWAY, and money was divided, ashes returned to the ex-wife to be. Now, only 1 guess who is "babysitting" the dead woman's ashes since the ex-wife to be has no current home? If you can't guess with one guess, you don't know me very well.........:(
Now, I dare any of you, after you quit laughing, to top that for a "bad day".
On the plus side, I've become quite fond of my new uh, "person" residing with me and have thought of having her sit with me while I have coffee so as to compare notes about life and it's meaning.....ROFLOL
Oh, please let me work with normal nuts........And no, this is all true. That's why I needed the prior break from "reality". No, the "dead woman's ashes" stayed at my home. She didn't need another road trip as she'd been through enough as the hostage......ROFLOL
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Too funny! You do have an interesting life these days. What an adventure!
Sounds like your neighbors are starting a petting zoo. Maybe they\'ll take their trip on the road....we can hope, right?
Life here is crazy too getting ready for the wedding. Still practicing my bouquet making for the big day! Of course the bride has flown the coop to start a new job in. Wisconsin so guess who is left with all the details? Yup.it\'s.me!
Whomever said truth is stranger than fiction, had to be the wisest man next to good ol\' King Solomon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tell us Jackie, do you find these ppl under a full moon or what???
That is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK, you win, you win. You get the official bad day award. I need to stop whining about my job lol. Only in _____ (where I am also from!) oh my. Honey, you deserve a giant cookie.
Hi There,
Good Luck To You !!!
I Hope, You Have Some GOOD Days - Soon ?
Love Ya, Barbara
Dearest NAN - There\'s a fine line between INTERESTING & INSANE! I\'m so close to insane, I hear the padded cell rattling!!! As for the wedding details.....I say grab bags with bows and call it even! ROFLOL Hugs & love....no, now we have another pig or 2 coming and a cow & calf! GOD SPARE ME? Have you heard about another flood? Maybe they are preparing for an ark??
Dear MECHELLE - Dear MECHELLE - I\'m glad you are having so much fun. I should sell freakin\' tickets to RESIDE at my place as a bed & breakfast with a \"farm\" experience. Then charge the \"guests\" extra for first hand experience CLEANING UP after the nasty creatures.
Dearest CAROL - FULL MOON ISN\'T REQUIRED FOR NUTS TO FIND ME! If they\'re around a 500 mile radius, they\'ll find me.....
Dear BARBARA - I\'m a trying to just SURVIVE.......