As the fart floats

In lue of all the drama here lately I figured I would share a moment of goofiness concerning my alters and my husband. The other day my core was out. I will preface this by saying she is extremely well mannered and courteous.She is ultra sensitive to hers as well as other peoples feelings.She actually will not pass gas in front of anyone she finds it embarrassing.She actually switches with my host to do so.My host being a bit disconnected from these emotions and a tom boy doesn't really care and will let one rip pretty much anywhere. Anyway back to the story. My husband and I (my core) were in bed the other morning and he coughed and accidentally farted on my leg.This in turn sent my core into a long playfully joking argument with my husband about being rude and farting on us. My husband is the same way he would never purposefully fart on anyone so he was a bit embarrased about what had happened and my core was taking advantage of that to give him a hard time. After things had settled down we were still laying there and I bust out laughing because my host had shared a memory with me about when she and my husband first met.It was a similar incident where he had accidentally farted when we were first getting to know each other.This first time he was extremely embarrassed and my host throughout our relationship has given him a hard time about it.Still to this day he is embarrassed.So as I am sitting there cracking up about this memory my host shared he asked what are you laughing about?I explained to him my host sharing this memory with me and still being embarrassed about it nearly 14 years later he said oh goodness 14 years later and I am still getting a hard time about this fart? He said Wheezie that was a memory you could have kept suppressed! LOL

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deleted_user
deleted_user

So funny, thanks for sharing
Wheezie
Wheezie

Thank you Cj. My husband is a little embarrassed about me sharing this one but he also cracked up about it.
mamoth
mamoth

nice one
Wheezie
Wheezie

yeah your right. lol