angry and telling jokes in a rant

mom basicly banned everything that had cussing in it  news flash 
every single comedian as of latly that i can find thats out there will cuss
hence me ignoring the cussing becase i need jokes to ateast ssastain my mood otherwise im way to darn sad angry and depressed to do anything
at most id be like were doomed you can thank the idoits who made it this way you know how you are and every one else know who think they are ither way better  go after both types of ppl so eventuly we get the ppl who did this to the world
still i mean relly i know she loves me and all that  but goll shes no comedian that would tell jokes on a daily basis
i mean when she dose tell a joke its good but the same time  its not as often as me watching comedians telling jokes
im thinking relly  its near impossible as of latly ro hear as manny jokes w/ out cussing  becase when most ppl tellthem theres gonaa be some dirty words in it but liek i said mom basicly banned them from the house wich ti me is making them just that much more resion to do so any how becase  not only dose it add alittle risk to life but the same time there more enforced then porn wich basicly seems pretty bad  if ur a guy and look at boobs and sutff and say theres nothing relly going on here but then trun him around and then put him in a dictarot full of terms using dirt cuss words  well then  you can guess what happens
een if i wasnt into comedyor cussing  ever woman should seem to know theres gotta be breathing room becase well there men im not gonna deny that becase  im out numberd as far as me vers all the females in the world aslo alot fo the time  even if  men are not out numberds we have a tendace to say ur right and i was wrong and not know what we did
at that point thats a flag to say give up  ull lose any how the last bit of hope is surender and reclaim whats left after women go crazy on us men but any how back to mom banniing cuss words from the house srry to say this on one hand thats seems to be a joke just like american illigal alien programs to keep em out of usa and further more not only they dont wrok to good last i herd but it kinda is hipatric like becase if they want to move in the usa possibly jion armys and millitary for wars  wouldnt ya think that ever persion couted  becase if ya eliminate all but one persion  in such army or millatary  then that one dude is like O.O o snap im doomed
now id sya this instead if theres gonan be war why not let the illage immagrans in becase if theres enoght potenchal man power who would there be to cahllenge the one w/ so much population that it seems rather easy to get recrutes regardless if theres ppl like me who dont care to go to war
 
again getting of topic chere but relly i think mom is not relly facing reality nor understanding w/ out comedains id probly be a horrible persion becase the fact is lauphing at a joke w/ a cuss word in it or lauhpign at ppl for there pain i think if i need to lauphg id try my best not to lauhpg aty ppls pain becase its not the best thing to do
 
aslo i think its a bit ginorant to not adknolage them when they pass only becase  thats liek saying ntheres nothing wrong w/ this world everythigns fine and dandy yeah right and for me its alwasy love at first sight for every possible politishan that crosses by awantign to be the presiden of usa NOT  i eman at the same time i had my share of cuzzing im done on purposly cussing becase this is what i did  i cusses so much bhind my moms back i got bord w/ itnow it only slips out 
so relly ithere way i lose  but on one hand atleasty i gain a good mood from them telling jokes  its not like lord voldamort instead of hes death curse  wich i think is slow in comparision to summioning a fire ball to kill muliple ppl by both weight and fire
aslo it seems abit cleaner to  becase then it destroys any possible known to me atleast  evideance of any one there
but any how on the bad side yes im gonna probly slip a phew times but realisticly  ur bound to here them  not that id encoourage ppl to say or teach it but the same time no one can relly controll what ppl say and for thos muted by laws in other contrysd  good  going you got em convied the illision of eliminatiung fredome of speach there becase really when ay breack ti down  you could alwasy move to where it dose ezist and then say what ever you want just dont expect them to allow ya back in after them words
 
so yeah that was me angry and ranting w/ jokes w/ no end so i say to you now instead hope ya enjoed the jokes and if ya have adivce on the sicuation let me know