A sorry tail (A pun if ever there was one!)

  Mid summers day!!!!! Halfway through the year.....speeding up aren't they   Just going to put the main coal fire on (on mid summers day!) as out of gas and really getting chilly on here plus hate showering in the cold......you can't find all your bits to wash them!    I remember playing rugby at skool in the snow. We always played rugby when it snowed? why? shorts and T-shirts in a foot of snow don't mix especially when some idiot passes you the ball (not even round) causing every nutter within a hundred yards to run at you and try and bury you under a mountain of bodies!! Is this normal behaviour????? Not to my skinny ass it wasn't!!! Well, when it came to the hot showers just to make sure you had more pain of the "hot-aches" after freezing my ass off for an hour (using the American term ass for bottom or arse in English to save on translation time).......when i looked down it had vanished!  Little Freddie had dissapeared completely.....snapped off i thought when being hit by multiple 12stone (sorry English...can't think in Kg) of thuggery.   Very tempted to go out to the field and try and find it. It might be salvageable and could be sewn back on? at least it would "keep" in the cold.   Should have done on hind sight....maybe life would have been a hole different? It's no wonder i need therapy!