A Sense Of Humor
A Little Humor...
A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'
This puts me in mind of a funny story... So one day my husband came home with a bouquet of flowers... He tells me that he had a date but she didn't show up so he brought them home for me... I said they were sure pretty and I hated to say it but I was glad she didn't show up... A friend of mine having heard this little exchange laughs and says wow you're so lucky... Your husband has a good sense of humor... I kind of said hmph... He's lucky I have a sense of humor...
Catholic Dog...
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead... Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'
Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church.... But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.'
Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?'
Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?
Thank You Ladkes for your thoughts and prayers. Hope you enjoy the chuckles. Hugs Elissa
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