A new beginning... continues

darn, I just found out that it's Wednesday, not Tuesday,  which is what I thought almost all day and I would have been just fine not knowing that someone fiddled with the week-day-order-of-days. I would have gone on and celebrated Wednesday tomorrow and still felt perfectly content. But now!! Now I had to make a or do a real reverse engineering trick. Pelease...don't ask me to eliterate or illiterate, what that means -- reverse engineering. For the uninnitiated in fiber-fog accept the terms and know that it didn't hurt much doing this reverse engineering, Now, it was embarrassing to say the least and possibly the "sweet" person who alerted me to my... hmm .. ahm..ah...Well you know....okay ..spit it out Sassy....mistake, error....yep I messed up big time.... so that sweet person said: "well sweety, I hate to tell you this news, but you have missed out on almost 7/8 of the actual day which is Wednesday..... hahaha... , did you really think it was Wednesday? That's too funny, wait till I tell......" I didn't hear the rest.
So it's Wednesday and not Tuesday!
I got to ask something, who ever decided that the day in the middle of the week is to be named W E D N E S D A Y? Okay, what does this name actually mean? When I say it and spell it, I always think it's a way to say it's washday, or bathing-day, yea, really! If you say it by sounding it out and slowely, it's wetness-day and that means you are going to get wet in some way, by doing laundry, watering the lawn, washing the car or taking a shower.
Now, I was born and raised, - no not in a chicken-coop -, but in Switzerland and in that language that day is called Mittwoch. That is German and means. Middle-of-the-week, now isn't that exactly what that day should be called?  Who ever come up with Wetnessday or Wednesday? How about Mittleday, Halfweekday, or ??
HaHaHa.... I got out of what I was initially talking about, and I bet, you don't remember how I got here. But that's okay, it's just perfect, and don't worry your little mind about it. ;-)
Now, I had fun writing this, I had to really concentrate and as usual there is room for only one idea in my silly head. It's either going to be pain or something that captures my whole brains attention.  And telling this silly, funny but true story had me completely ignoring my pain which was before my journaling a 8-9, and that is awsome! Now I hope I hauled any reader or follower of my journaling into this story so much so, that you too had a spot in an otherwise difficult life where you had no pain, or you were to busy trying to figure out what I was journaling accounting and that left you not room to worry, to hurt, to feel down and depressed, at least for a short time you were captured into my silly story and not that pain that makes life so miserable at times, however, if you are now suffering from belly-laughter-pain then enjoy that. That kind of pain does not count on the negative scale.
Cheers...and tomorrow is the actual Wettnessday, right? ....... oh no tomorrow is Thirst-day, and then comes Fry-day. And after the fried food day Satt-er- day, now that can be understood as in she sat(comfortably of course and all)-day, or sitter-day or sad-day. I let you use your own interpretations for the last two. My brain is falling asleep all wrapped up in a lovely pink fog.........ah hello fiberfog.

Next time I think I will write about AUTOCORRECT, the independent corrector of the artistic writing on a Kindle, cell phone and wherever else this Monster lurks. AUTOCORRECTOR has been playing footloose with my attempts to artistically "brattle"  in a entertaining way, but I had enough clarity that I saw what he was doing and quickly erased his ludecrit attempts of sabotage. So that will be my next journaling: on My Nemesis, the determined Autocorrector.

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CountryGal22
CountryGal22

If I didn\'t look at a calendar many days I wouldn\'t know what day it is LOL
franciann2016
franciann2016

Awhhhh, you are so cute! No, really. What will you be doing this holiday weekend...or is it a weakend....no, no wait...it is sat ur day, my Friend; you choose what actual day ur tuff should be sat upon....hey! See what you did?!
You re-created a month-ster!
Take care.
sassydarn
sassydarn

Franciann, yeee-yaaa-hoo we changed the names of the weekdays from the boring names everyone uses to OUR special and most accurate names! Lol ;-))...Well it\'s already Moon-day evening going Into. Trust- day.and I have an appointment with new doctor for pain medication management plan. But I come and chat in after-noon. Given you want to. Just need to tell me how to get to the chat room.