HERE'S THE REASON.......Bubba had shingles.Those  of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this!
Doesn't it seem more  and more that physicians are running   their  practices like an assembly line?
 Here's what  happened to Bubba:

Bubba  walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.

Bubba said:  'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address,  medical insurance number and told him  to have a seat.

 Fifteen  minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So  she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told  Bubba to wait in the examining  room.

A  half hour later a nurse came in and asked  Bubba  what  he had.
Bubba said, 'Shingles..' So   the  nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and   told  Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba  what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
 Bubba  said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want  me to unload 'em??