What is going on? Apparently, something has ticked you off. I would say you should concentrate on the good stuff that you have in your life, like your health, or whatever. Also, I am not sure if you have any pets. If you don\'t, you should get one. They are great companions. They truly give you unconditional love and even make you laugh at times. Pets are great, with them you never feel alone or unloved. Believe me, I have 4 cats and they are absolutely great.
Also, joining a gym is very helpful too. You can always talk to people and shoot the breeze with somebody that you even don\'t know. Of course, you might come across some unfriendly soul, but for most part, most people are very nice and they do NOT mind to talk to somebody that they don\'t know at all. I became friends with a lot of people in the gym. We always had lots of fun working out and shooting the $hit :-)
Also, you need to watch some funny stuff (clips, movie, or whatever) to laugh a little. Here is a funny one for you:
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren\'t prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, \'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?\' She responded, \'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I\'ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you\'ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you\'re a big shot when you haven\'t the brains to realize you\'ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.\'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, \'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?\'
She again replied, \'Why yes, I do. I\'ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He\'s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can\'t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.\'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
\'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I\'ll send you both to the electric chair.
Hopefully you feel a little better. Go get them tiger :-)
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What is going on? Apparently, something has ticked you off. I would say you should concentrate on the good stuff that you have in your life, like your health, or whatever. Also, I am not sure if you have any pets. If you don\'t, you should get one. They are great companions. They truly give you unconditional love and even make you laugh at times. Pets are great, with them you never feel alone or unloved. Believe me, I have 4 cats and they are absolutely great.
Also, joining a gym is very helpful too. You can always talk to people and shoot the breeze with somebody that you even don\'t know. Of course, you might come across some unfriendly soul, but for most part, most people are very nice and they do NOT mind to talk to somebody that they don\'t know at all. I became friends with a lot of people in the gym. We always had lots of fun working out and shooting the $hit :-)
Also, you need to watch some funny stuff (clips, movie, or whatever) to laugh a little. Here is a funny one for you:
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren\'t prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, \'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?\' She responded, \'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I\'ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you\'ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you\'re a big shot when you haven\'t the brains to realize you\'ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.\'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, \'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?\'
She again replied, \'Why yes, I do. I\'ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He\'s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can\'t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.\'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
\'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I\'ll send you both to the electric chair.
Hopefully you feel a little better. Go get them tiger :-)
Take care, hugs,
Scott
Thanks Scott it was so sweet xx